Dear Company: Macy’s sucks
Dear Macy’s ,
Your coupons suck. Who are you kidding?
Thirty percent off everything in the store!! Excluding….well, EVERYTHING….. I’d actually want to buy?!
I’m tired of your games. Get your act together. I’ve got a lot of options out there Macys. You’re not the only game in town. Kohls has been courting me for a while…and we are getting pretty serious. JCP has some nice price points…and Boscovs has….alright…not a lot, I’m stretching here. But…
Get it together Macy’s….I’ve got money in my pocket but I’m not interested in your polka dotted silk shirt from four seasons ago….(unless is 99% off and it’s my grandmom’s birthday)…..maybe.