Casual Jimmy Quotes: Weddings

Every so often my husband Jimmy kicks out a one-liner that just makes me want to kill him…..enjoy. Friends of ours, who just got married, were talking about the cost of their wedding. Jimmy casually chimes in with…“Weddings are the biggest waste of time and money”. This year we celebrated our 13th Biggest Waste of… Read more Casual Jimmy Quotes: Weddings

Dear Lady at Church who always dresses nice,

Thank you for coming to Church dressed so nicely. I have to be honest though….you make me feel bad about myself. Can you not iron your shirt one week? Or maybe have your husband wear conflicting stripes/patterns? For the good of mankind and moms everywhere….. Sincerely, Dena Blizzard Consumer


Whatever Wednesday: “WTF” Math

My daughter is not doing well in Math. That’s obviously nothing to joke about but when she fails the math test and this question is one of the only questions she gets right….you have to say WTF? Who the f is Jim?????

Blah’g: Fourteen

My daughter was doing her math homework and asked me “does six plus eight equal twelve?” I said, “No, try again”. She started to whimper and said, “Does six plus eight equal eleven?” I calmly and encouragingly said, “No, honey, use a number line. You can do it. Try again.” Then the whimper escaladed into… Read more Blah’g: Fourteen

Blah’g: Shelbows

My son Dean takes his bath at night now so when I tucked him in the other night I asked him if he had put his deodorant on. He is 12 now so we are talking more about personal hygiene lately. He said he had forgotten so he quickly got up, reached over to his… Read more Blah’g: Shelbows


One Funny Mother Friday: Kathleen’s Christmas Pic

Today’s “One Funny Mother” Friday is Kathleen from NJ. Thanks for sending this pic. Oh…the joys of Christmas. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing the kid screaming or the look on Santa’s face.


Dear Co. Thursday: Toilet Paper People

Dear Toilet Paper Company, Please stop marketing your toilet paper with words like “24 double rolls” or “48 single rolls”. When I’m buying toilet paper I don’t want to do math.Who is buying 48 single rolls? Where would you possibly put them? And sometimes your “toilet paper math” just doesn’t even make sense. (see below)… Read more Dear Co. Thursday: Toilet Paper People